I've been on here before...so if I sound "bitchy," it's only because I know that, even by this point, the eyes of most men will have started to close, and whatever preferences I state will go ignored. Still, I'm going to give it a shot: Please be at least average height. Sure, tall is sexy, and so tall is nice, but I just want you to be tall enough for us to be able to kiss standing up. I can think of few things sexier than being held against a wall and kissed firmly-but-gently. Please be available more than once. I don't really CARE if you are married (Maybe it sounds amoral, but whether you break your promises to someone else is a choice for YOU, and not for me!), but if it's good, I'm going to want to see you more than once. And if it's not going to be good, I don't want to see you at all, right? :) Please have nice teeth. I'm not perfect, and I'm not judgmental, but I like a nice smile. Please be in decent shape. I happen (just by chance) to love to exercise, and so, without sounding arrogant, will say that I have a nice body. Maybe you spend more time, I dunno, watching Mad Men. That's fine! We don't need to be a pair of great bodies rolling around, because we're not making a porno! But I'd like you to be generally fit, because (a) it shows that you have a respect for yourself (which you need before you could have a respect for me, which I definitely require!) and (b) I don't want to have to roll you off me after you have a heart attack -- much less explain the situation to the cops, your wife or my boss...

My Ideal Person Please, please, please have a brain. You needn't have a Mensa card, but know what it means. You needn't even have gone to college, for all I care! We aren't going to debate the merits of closing Gitmo, but I'd like to chat and laugh in between "episodes" of sex, and that requires that you be a thinking man.

Please feel free to ask any questions at all.

Please don't be rude.