Pics last updated: 12/21/09 Profile last updated: 02/20/10 [B][SIZE 5][COLOR indigo]If you have been hotlisted by me, it is because I am interested in making contact with you. However, I am a standard member and cannot even flirt! If you are interested and a gold or silver member, you should initiate contact by sending me a message. Standard members should perform a search for MysticMitch (spelled [I]EXACTLY [/I]that way) on FB (Bacefook, you know what I mean) and send a friend request with message stating "AFF". While flirts are appreciated, I cannot respond to them.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [COLOR firebrick][SIZE 4][B]ADVISORY: [COLOR red] Egomaniacs, nags, whiners, drama-queens, game-players, psycho-bitches, alcoholics, drug addicts, pill poppers, high-maintenance spoiled brats, workaholics, and [I][B]FLAKES[/B][/I][/COLOR] NEED NOT APPLY! Also, if you are constantly texting or taking cell phone calls, please move on because I'm not interested! [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR royal blue][SIZE 3]My profile is as accurate as I can possibly make it, and my pics are relatively current. Yours should be, too! To play, you must have at least one good (not blurry) face pic. I promise not to have any qualms about your nationality, culture, heritage, age, overabundance of tattoos and/or piercings, obviously unnatural hair color, missing teeth, tree-trunk legs, hirsute nipples, or your [B][I]stature[/I][/B], just as long as you are objective in your description, so please be honest with yourself and me! Plump, thick or chunky women are okay but no extremely large girls...sorry, it just doesn't turn me on. [COLOR sienna]That being said, I am an STD-Free bartender/waiter in search of naughty fun! My goal here is to meet a bi-sexual woman for an ongoing open relationship. At heart, I am deeply sensual and I love [B]MOTHER NATURE and the GREAT OUTDOORS[/B]. I thoroughly enjoy being independent and self-reliant, but it gets lonely at times. My lifestyle provides me true freedom, an endless variety of changing experiences, and most importantly, PEACE & QUIET (i.e. solitude) whenever I need/want it. Hey, Superman had an entire fortress made of the stuff! I am one the funniest people I know and I laugh at myself often! I am intelligent, well-read, have a rapier wit, am practiced at the art of innuendo, can be extremely charming and flirtatious, and I am a great listener! After all, I am mainly a bartender by trade! [B][COLOR teal]I have a great deal of experience, am very comfortable with my own sexual nature, am well-versed in many carnal and coital arts, and I delight in using my "sexpertise" to bring pleasure to others. I am also a master of the most sacred of all known martial and [I]marital[/I] arts, [SIZE 3]Tongue-Fu![/SIZE] Yes, I go down and stay down! How many licks does it take to get to the center of... YOU? [COLOR orange][/COLOR] Some of my favorite qualities? I adore women who are or who have (and do not concern yourself if you are not all of these): mature (45+)and aging gracefully, petite, natural breasts (no matter the size. I don't seriously date women who have had a breast enhancement, but if you just want to fool around...), slim or slender, voluptuous, exotic (asian, indian, european, african-american, latina, or interracial), tanlines, freckles, glasses, bubble butts, and small areolas with long nipples. [B]I love squirters and would LOVE to be on the receiving end of a NIAGARA (female squirt) party! Spicy and seductive ladies (sexually aggressive, feisty, or naughty) with an extensive lingerie collection are a major turn-on, as are powerful women![/B] Also, I am interested in meeting a woman who has some experience with BDSM as I have little. I am thrilled with the idea of expanding my horizon in this area!

My Ideal Person Although I view all new relationships as seeds with the potential to grow into more, generally, I am only interested in casual relationships. I am always happy to make new friends though (especially ones with benefits!)!
SHE is an uniquely rare woman, a gloriously well-tabernacled spirit, who will truly win my heart and mind!
My ideal companion is beautiful inside and out, and more than anything else is comfortable with her own sensual and sexual natures.
She is:
honest and loyal but not biased;
intelligent and witty but not haughty;
creative and spontaneous but not impetuous;
supportive and compassionate but not smothering;
independent and self-confident but not obstinate;
humble and respectful but not submissive;
noble and courageous but not overbearing;
humorous and playful but not frivolous;
physically sound;
emotionally grounded;
mentally balanced;
and, most importantly, spiritually driven!

THIS IS THE DEAL-BREAKER! You must be bicurious or bisexual and willing to live the lifestyle (swinger) to be considered for a serious relationship. I have no desire to treat others as or be treated as a possession. However, straight ladies are okay for short-term good times!

You should be as comfortable in sweats, t-shirts, and sport shoes as you are in jeans, a flannel shirt, and hiking boots, or a lovely evening/cocktail dress that shows off your sexy curves!
I like a lady who goes without a bra and/or panties on occasion and likes to flash me (and sometimes others!).

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
too many to list here!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Anywhere, Right here, right now!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Jessica Alba, Nicole Kidman, Thandie Newton, Gabrielle
Union, Angela Bassett, Vivica Fox, Monica Bellucci, Salma
Hayek, Cher, Catherine Zeta Jones, Charlize Theron, Ashley
Judd, Mary Fahl... what can I say? They are all HOT!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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