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rm_LuvFunTwo 53/M
Las Vegas, Nevada
Introduction
Read my ideal person person!!
My Ideal Person Jokes below.
I bought a vacuum clleaner at Costo.
Can't find a woman to use it!
I meet someone just before you.
I asked, have we met before.
She said I hope not.
I asked her if we never met, would you miss me?
She said, call me in 30 years.
I don't have your phone number!!!
She said "I know that."
I married her.
Church, priest asked,
"Do you take Carl till death do you part!!!
She said, "Only if I can pick the date.
1st night of honeymoon.
She said Carl hurry up get in bedroom.
I ran as fast as I can.
She had a sign above bed,
"No mask, no service."
I said This is not halloween.
I demanded to know, why do you wand husband
wear make to beb?
She says , hone you wear a mast to bed,
"you can be any man I want.!!!!
My Ideal Person Jokes below.
I bought a vacuum clleaner at Costo.
Can't find a woman to use it!
I meet someone just before you.
I asked, have we met before.
She said I hope not.
I asked her if we never met, would you miss me?
She said, call me in 30 years.
I don't have your phone number!!!
She said "I know that."
I married her.
Church, priest asked,
"Do you take Carl till death do you part!!!
She said, "Only if I can pick the date.
1st night of honeymoon.
She said Carl hurry up get in bedroom.
I ran as fast as I can.
She had a sign above bed,
"No mask, no service."
I said This is not halloween.
I demanded to know, why do you wand husband
wear make to beb?
She says , hone you wear a mast to bed,
"you can be any man I want.!!!!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
None. I just want a real woman.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | January 15, 1971 |
Hometown: | Law Vegas, Nevada |
Relocate?: | Maybe/Yes |
Marital Status: | Divorced |
Height: | 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I don't drink at all |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | PhD/MD/Post doctorate |
Occupation: | Professional |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Protestant |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | No |
Male Endowment: | Long/Thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Salt and Pepper |
Hair Length: | Medium |
Eye Color: | Blue |
Glasses or Contacts: | Glasses |